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A recent study found the average
golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether
or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the
death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his
pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No
I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed
the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was
dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's
brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out
practicing law somewhere." |
An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarried." she asked him "if I died tomorrow would you get remarried?" he said "sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely." then she asked "well would you two live in this house?" he replied "sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage." she asked again, angry now "well would she sleep in this bed?" he snickered and said "yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it." she asked irately, "well would she use my golf clubs?" he replied with a straight, serious face "no. She's left handed." | |
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