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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny
iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed
it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Pettry amzanig
huh?
A recent study found the average
golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a Year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether
or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the
death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his
pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No
I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed
the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was
dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's
brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out
practicing law somewhere."
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January
Celebrations
Happy Birthday!
January 3 - Jean Marie Sebold (1959)
January 6 - Brooke Diane Boteler (2009)
January 8 - Rita Elizabeth Sebold (1928-2004)
January 9 - Michael Jason Gerding (1983)
January 14 - Kaylee Paige Pike (2009)
January 14 - Connor Daniel Pike (2009)
January 16 - Terry Lynn Lacey (1952)
January 16 - Naomi Julia Kans (2000)
January 17 - Teri Lynn Boteler (1960)
January 22 - Karen Elizabeth Sebold (1986)
January 24 - Chloe Wilson Boteler (2004)
January 26 - Edward Alan Bivens (1967)
Happy Anniversary!
January 6 - Kathy & John Mathews (1979)
January 15 - Jerry & Linda Sebold (1977)
January 29 - Carolyn & Joe Bickley (1972)
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"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so
bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered.
"But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't
you take my brother Scott along?"
"But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for
you," Tracy pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and
the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see
it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
"I forgot."
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